I'm Drunk

from by Jonathan Burks

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tore up from the floor up
scullied like a scrambled egg
ten sheet to the wind
all the way in the bag

faded, bent, twisted
canned, cranked and pissed
all kinds of messed up
goddamned whirlygigged

beer bong, beer pong
up like a one sided see-saw
moon-shining like hee-haw
skipped the hair bit the whole damn dog

schnickered, tanked, tipsy
off my pickle, out my tree
having a close look at the path
buzzing like a bee

rat faced and razzled
completely out my woo
drunk as a skunk, liquored up
full of loud mouth soup

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from Loudmouth Soup, track released January 1, 2010
jonathan burks, joe peschio, nick westfahl, marc luther paul, jacob sutrick, dan boyles

recorded by shane hochstetler at howl street recordings

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Jonathan Burks Milwaukee, Wisconsin

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

here's some pro tips:

1) Keep a scream journal. Scream into a camera or microphone at least once a day. Any word or sound will work. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" seems to work for me.

2) Dance for 5 minutes daily. Dance on the way to the bathroom or kitchen. Dance as ugly as you can.

3) Make funny faces. Sit in front of a mirror and get strange.
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